Hello Kitty Tires?

I was at the bike shop the other day and saw these tires sitting in the mechanic's area. The mechanic was working on the bike and had set these aside. Yep, they are Hello Kitty tires. They are cartoonish and meant for beachcruisers and such, but I couldn't help checking them out and admiring them. They are basically slicks, but the cuteness is something I have to embarrassingly admit I kind of dug. I would inspect them, then make some other testosterone induced comment to divert any attention someone may have noticed in my fascination of these wonders. The fact is, they are probably only one step above a Happy Meal, but it's the little things in life... I guess. Someone please slug me as hard as you can in the neck.